Your dirty laundry
Trapped in an elevator
With an audience
this toe tastes moldy
why then the phrase “foot in mouth?”
bad bit of advice
touch the fleur di lis
the breast in your face right now
has a jaunty bounce
twere kisses wishes
then i wouldn’t still be here
all out of happy
what fresh hell is this?
it’s one hundred degrees out
and freezing inside
my friends left early
leaving me at work alone
where a cool wind blows
my mutant powers
may not be that impressive
but they’re poetic
who brings a ferret
and pets it in a bookstore?
oh god, that’s no pet
perusing pages
i sensed your presence nearby
then saw what i feared
rouge on your nipples
surgical gloves on your hands
should i honk your nose?
